Nearest Thing to Crazy

"Reality doesn't  bite, rather our perception of reality bites." Anthony J D'Angelo

A group of friends enjoy a Sunday lunch together on a perfect summer's  day. They're pleased to welcome their glamorous new neighbour and novelist, Ellie, who has rented a house in the village to work on her book.

She likes to place herself in the centre of her plots, she says, although it's hard to see what she'll find to write about in this quiet country backwater ...